1) Notice something that has been noticed before but not by you

2) Write, fairly uninterrupted, about your so-called new discovery

3) Do not be phased when an unforeseen sonic event changes the thread

4) Self berate, insult and invigorate the possibility that you, under camera and light and scrutiny are a charlatan.

5) Finish once you have arrived at five pieces of paper with writing on them, barely legible.